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Wipeout
May 13th, 2005, 06:29 PM
A movie similar to the movie, Gladiator made by the same director who created the movie, Gladiator. Movie not as good as gladiator.

davec8
May 14th, 2005, 11:40 AM
WOW, do you get paid to do reviews?. That was phenomenal. Do you think Ebert and Roeper know they're in danger of being replaced? :icon_thum

Ne007
May 14th, 2005, 12:58 PM
A movie similar to the movie, Gladiator made by the same director who created the movie, Gladiator. Movie not as good as gladiator.


Good Job....short and concise.

Krell
May 14th, 2005, 01:14 PM
Mmmm to wordy . . . he lost me less than half way thru

Reminds me of the word problems in a math class


A is like B, but is not equal to B, and therefore not really B

A is not as good as B

I'm spent



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Lord_of_the_Dense
May 14th, 2005, 08:41 PM
And the rebuttals...

Damn we have quite a crew...

Evil_Dweller_01
May 14th, 2005, 09:04 PM
Kingdom of Heaven was the shit.

Shorter and more concise :)

SanDiegoKid
May 15th, 2005, 10:50 AM
Director: Now, who's up for this part in Kingdom of Heaven?
Assistant: Orlando Bloom, sir.
Director: Great. Get that little panzy in here.

Orlando Bloom (in dramatic cliche' accent): I can shoot a bow, and my arrows fly true... and I can ride a horse.

Director, Assistant: YOU'RE HIRED!