How to get banned?

[MushroomheadXIII]

I was just wondering, i don't wanna get banned or anything by not helping in threads but , can anyone list a detailed list of how to get banned? Its not meant to be in step by step instructions but just a short list.

[alliercollins]

No one is going to ban you for not helping or fanboying. You aren't really doing anything wrong. It just confuses people who are trying to seek help. If someone says how can I fix this and you say you should try torrentopia, they get all confused.

[MushroomheadXIII]

Yeh i guess so.

[shawners]

so you think torrentopia can make my xp run faster?

[DampCold]

Pick me, pick me! I wanna be banned. :)

[CCSDUDE]

Pick me, pick me! I wanna be banned. :)

*Cuts DampCold's ass up with his borrowed chainsaw* Wish granted?

[moneoa]

to get banned create a thread where you talk shite to everyone and swear relentlessly while spamming your favourite K-lite website and warez pagez

[hawkburn]

1.) Swear profusely
2.) Insult other members, including moderators and admins
3.) Talk about warez, and list file names
4.) Talk about earth station 5
5.) Advertise your program/website/service

Do all of that and thats a guaranteed ban.

[talkinghand]

or you could simply post porno on the site. then they surely would ban you.

[Sephiroth]

I was just wondering, i don't wanna get banned or anything by not helping in threads but , can anyone list a detailed list of how to get banned? Its not meant to be in step by step instructions but just a short list.

You see it depends. If you are a friend of a mod, then you can do whatever you want, as many times as you want and you will never get banned. The influence that "regular" members have here should be pretty obvious. I mean look at this thread and at how many "regular" members who thought that they have the authority to answer your question here.

But then again i guess that old saying about zeropaid is true...

[The Hunter]

A friend of a mod makes no difference here, and as long as the answers are reasonable it should make no difference who posts them. We dont pick sides period.

[alliercollins]

Hawkburn and I actually knew why he was posting, that was why I posted and I assume that is why he took the time to post to. I knew exactly what it was in reference to as soon as I saw this thread and since I was the first person here, I figured why not give him a straight up answer to what he was looking for.

If I was wrong to do so, please remove it. I just figured that only a handful of people would even know what mushroomhead was talking about with this post.

[moneoa]

You see it depends. If you are a friend of a mod, then you can do whatever you want, as many times as you want and you will never get banned. The influence that "regular" members have here should be pretty obvious. I mean look at this thread and at how many "regular" members who thought that they have the authority to answer your question here.

But then again i guess that old saying about zeropaid is true...
Damn...so bitter.....I never had a problem with you dude

[Potato]

How to get banned?

Be stupid. Throw all good judgement out the window.

[The Hunter]

Thanks Tater, and that pretty much sums it up.

[Potato]

My answer depends on whether or not the poster in question HAS good judgement. If they don't, then they are just doomed and should not breed.

[The Hunter]

Me sends a load of sheep with no Xs to those that shouldnt breed.They should get a kick out of that.

[CCSDUDE]

You see it depends. If you are a friend of a mod, then you can do whatever you want, as many times as you want and you will never get banned. The influence that "regular" members have here should be pretty obvious. I mean look at this thread and at how many "regular" members who thought that they have the authority to answer your question here.

But then again i guess that old saying about zeropaid is true...


Hypocrite? You used your weight with Jorge to have me removed from the moderation team.

Guess the other shoe fell, huh? Poor Sephie....poor poor Sephie.

[Sephiroth]

A friend of a mod makes no difference here, and as long as the answers are reasonable it should make no difference who posts them. We dont pick sides period.

Then why are the same people allowed to get away with things that when newer people do much less are instantly banned? If you really arent being influenced then why are you asking others what do to in public for moderator actions.

Of course you dont pick sides, which is easy because only one side is allowed here. If your not a part of that then you get trolled by a lot of members here the same members that the moderators like yourself constantly joke around and its obvious your buddies with.

But hey, you could try to continue to bullshit the problem away.

[hawkburn]

Whoa you too.. don't turn this into a flame pit.

Anyway.. allie summed it up.. he was referring to his previous posts I believe.. but anyway, my list in a previous post on this thread.. you would pretty much have to do all of those in a relatively short amount of time to get banned, and I doubt you would get perm-banned at that.. the moderators are pretty nice around here. The only time its not nice are those cross-website wars (zp vs es5) and when regulars fight in a thread :) So why don't you too go get some Starbucks, go to a movie, vote for John Kerry (sorry I had to add that in :D) and then talk about it reasonably between yourselves. I'm sure it can be worked out alright. :)

[The Hunter]

Son your attitude is part of the problem here. The members are happy, and the owners are happy. A more relaxed attitude was desired , and so far has been well recieved. If someone has a problem we discuss it. Why not just stop trolling?

[crackerjacker]

You see it depends. If you are a friend of a mod, then you can do whatever you want, as many times as you want and you will never get banned. The influence that "regular" members have here should be pretty obvious. I mean look at this thread and at how many "regular" members who thought that they have the authority to answer your question here.

But then again i guess that old saying about zeropaid is true...




Sephiroth I am friends with the mods and was banned many times so what are you trying to say? So whats the difference? So what you said holds no water here, got it?


Are you just here starting shit ?
If you just want to bitch then do it some where else ok?
thanks for your time
Yes I am part of the irc takeover crew lol I am out to get you!
Yes you heard it from me first, I am out to get you, and if you believe that then I advise you to go meet with my therapist ok?
Hell I will even pay for a session or two for you!

[Ken17625]

If you would like to get banned as quickly as possible, the ES5 angle is the best.

Just be really confrontational, quote like the former Iraqi Information Minister referring to ES5, and use really "gross profanity" with comparisons to ES5.

Like ES5 is better than <insert inappropriate sexual reference>, so go tell your mom I <insert "your mom's a whore" type insult, but be sure to make it as "graphic" as possible>

You'll be gone very quickly, and for good reason, but see, that's the point. If you want to be banned, it's a sure thing with that.

[notbob]

Then why are the same people allowed to get away with things that when newer people do much less are instantly banned? If you really arent being influenced then why are you asking others what do to in public for moderator actions.

Of course you dont pick sides, which is easy because only one side is allowed here. If your not a part of that then you get trolled by a lot of members here the same members that the moderators like yourself constantly joke around and its obvious your buddies with.

But hey, you could try to continue to bullshit the problem away.

as opposed to your watch, where you banned people you disagreed with, didn't like, or questioned your authority

by your standards, you should be banned for questioning hunter, right?

oh wait, of course not, because the rules don't apply to you either

maybe if you weren't such an asshole as a mod, you'd have had some buddies too--everything had to be "you are wrong" guess what? after a while people get sick of the guy who is always serious, never jokes, and makes no attempt to portray themselves as a human being

nobody has been "instantly banned" since you left, and the forum is a better place for it

so much for "leaving and never coming back"

[Sephiroth]

Son your attitude is part of the problem here. The members are happy, and the owners are happy. A more relaxed attitude was desired , and so far has been well recieved. If someone has a problem we discuss it. Why not just stop trolling?

You are blinded by your personal relationships that you are unaware of many of the problems that still exist here. Because your judging things here solely on your personal relationships.

Which you are proving my point, i question how your handling things and your personal relationships and i get instantly warned, yet the numerous trolls here who are your buddies, do much worse daily and you dont do anything about them and never have.

Nothing has changed here either.

[crackerjacker]

You are blinded by your personal relationships that you are unaware of many of the problems that still exist here. Because your judging things here solely on your personal relationships.

Which you are proving my point, i question how your handling things and your personal relationships and i get instantly warned, yet the numerous trolls here who are your buddies, do much worse daily and you dont do anything about them and never have.

Nothing has changed here either.


No ! Remember that thread that you last posted in 3 months ago, maybe you should reread it!

There is nothing to prove, May I ask your motive for making a point that holds no water?
It kind of makes you look dum you know saying something like this.

It seems like your trolling right now.
Kindly leave thanks for your time
You even had the balls to say that zeropaid would not change, and you left, and you think its still the same as when you left! Sorry to inform you its not like when you were the mod closing threads because you didnt agree with the personal opinions of others.

So what does that make you a hypocrite right?
It sure seems like it!

[Lehk]

easiest way to get banninated, post a goatse pic, that'll do the job just about everywhere.

[crackerjacker]

easiest way to get banninated, post a goatse pic, that'll do the job just about everywhere.
maybe but remember some people like goats and are into those type of things
haw

[aqlo]

lol, I think we see your point

[crackerjacker]

lol, I think we see your point
right on !
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[cpugeniusmv]

i don't really have anything to say about this picture...but it fits.

[tackdaddy]

well i say things have got better here since seph left.jannett and hunter and the other mods have done a fine job.so seph quite being so bitter and get on with your life.this shit eneded a few months ago and here you are bringing it up again.this is just a internet forum,it has nothing to do with real life,grow up and move on.

[CCSDUDE]

i don't really have anything to say about this picture...but it fits.

I hated that incestual bastard with a passion for some reason....his bitchy face annoys me to no ends.

I think this is more fitting...

[Sephiroth]

well i say things have got better here since seph left.jannett and hunter and the other mods have done a fine job.so seph quite being so bitter and get on with your life.this shit eneded a few months ago and here you are bringing it up again.this is just a internet forum,it has nothing to do with real life,grow up and move on.

I find that pretty funny..

I ask a question why the friends of the moderators get special treatment reguarding the "rules" and i get this shit. Im only expressing my opinion of things and yet i get random insults about numerous other things that has nothing to do with this thread by the same group of people who get a much longer leash than the average newbie around here.

If i was bitter then i would be going on about many many other things.

Then the same people are making the same worn arguements that have been for over a year simply because i made a post here. Yet they are allowed to flame and insult me without as much of a warning which the rules clearly say isnt allowed. With the moderators not doing anything about it, yet are completely aware of it. Since im not a moderator there is no excuse in why i should be forced to put up with this because im no different than any other member of this site.

Which why dont you go tell them to go grow up and move on because they have been on it for much longer than i have..

[CCSDUDE]

I find that pretty funny..

I ask a question why the friends of the moderators get special treatment reguarding the "rules" and i get this shit. Im only expressing my opinion of things and yet i get random insults about numerous other things that has nothing to do with this thread by the same group of people who get a much longer leash than the average newbie around here.

If i was bitter then i would be going on about many many other things.

Then the same people are making the same worn arguements that have been for over a year simply because i made a post here. Which why dont you go tell them to go grow up and move on because they have been on it for much longer than i have..

This sorry excuse for a response....kind of leaves me at a cross roads.

Should I...

A) Ignore you for being your old lame ass self...
B) Pretend you've got some chemical imbalance and treat you 'special'.

A or B?

[moneoa]

If i was bitter then i would be going on about many many other things.

Then the same people are making the same worn arguements that have been for over a year simply because i made a post here.
Dont act so innocent Seph, your first post on this thread was you trolling.
Not bitter my ass, look dude I never fit in the clique that thought you were satan but
this is nothing but pointless rhetoric. If you really didnt give a shit you would have posted once and let it go. Instead here you are, bitching about "the obviousness of how shitty this place still is" Of course we are all deluded right? The simple fact is aparently "everyone" is happy that you are not around anymore Does that really sound like everybody is fucked up except you? Wake up man..you are bitter..aside from your grief with what you peg as the "continuing bullshit" the only post you made since you left is this flaming shit.
Let it go and move on man...nobody said you had to hang around

[moneoa]

It really does not have to be like this

[moneoa]

This sorry excuse for a response....kind of leaves me at a cross roads.

Should I...

A) Ignore you for being your old lame ass self...
B) Pretend you've got some chemical imbalance and treat you 'special'.

A or B?
has to be option B.......

[Sephiroth]

Dont act so innocent Seph, your first post on this thread was you trolling.
Not bitter my ass, look dude I never fit in the clique that thought you were satan but
this is nothing but pointless rhetoric. If you really didnt give a shit you would have posted once and let it go. Instead here you are, bitching about "the obviousness of how shitty this place still is" Of course we are all deluded right? The simple fact is aparently "everyone" is happy that you are not around anymore Does that really sound like everybody is fucked up except you? Wake up man..you are bitter..aside from your grief with what you peg as the "continuing bullshit" the only post you made since you left is this flaming shit.
Let it go and move on man...nobody said you had to hang around

Dont dr.phil me to death. Again im not a moderator anymore, so i dont have to act polite to everyone, so my first post may have not been very polite but i think its still a valid complaint. If the mods dont want to take critism then they are doing the wrong thing.

No one said you or anyone else had to respond.. Your the one calling this site "shitty" I merely said that i dont think things have changed around here, and by how this thread is going it looks alot like "old times."

Considering ive been gone for three months i havent been "hanging around" here, and ill come and go as i wish like anyone else and if anyone doesnt like that then tough.

[Omyn]

Lets see.

Warez and file names.
Flame the inquisitive.
Make some crazy advertisements.
Hit on Janet.
See how long you can keep making new posts before your banned.
Fanboy over Dubya.
Make fun of peoples religions, races, skin colors.

More to come !!!

[The Hunter]

Point # 1, I dont chat with any of the members here. Also i dont give anybody special consideration.
Point # 2, I can take valid critism
Point # 3, The site is being run according to jorges wishes.

[The Hunter]

Oh and as this has turned into nothing more than a troll thread Im closing it, and if another mod wishes to reopen it no problem.