what is your best position?

[crackerjacker]

which position u like it best?

[MoonMan]

This has got to be the strangest topic on ZP yet.

[dabc]

i didnt vote, since i think the answer is , "Da Butt -Leon Phelps"

[Krell]

i didnt vote, since i think the answer is , "Da Butt -Leon Phelps"


ahhh yes, me likes the butt lotion

honestly, I cant think of one I DONT like . . .a lot


and this includes, roller skates, theme parks, cemetaries, and restraint



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[stealthspy]

I just voted for all of them. Kinky poll... :\ :)

[shawners]

Nothings more pleasing then seeing a women on all fours, taking it from the backside .. =) what was the poll again?

[rebirth]

I'm scared of this thread--

I b Mormon :)

:shy

[begoodbebad]

Here's one they never use in the fuck movies: I was entertaining my lucky female friend...I pulled her jeans to around her knees but didn't take them off and kind of used them as a harness to support me...she was in the traditional position on her back but with her legs way up. It was really hard on her legs but I was happy cos I just had to pivot with all my weight nicely supported and balanced (and I could stop for a quick breather without too much slumping or getting too untangled...this gets more important the older you get and the less you give a shit). In the end I had to change cos her legs hurt so much from having a 13 stone man bouncing around with all the weight being supported by her skinny little knees. Girls are such wimps aren't they? Oh I didn't vote yet....hmm...I think all of them....no...number 2 has a certain something...that gets my vote.

[lil_amb]

well........I said hmmm, cuz my response would blow your minds. LOL j/k , I said hmmm because , I like um all but on the washer w/ feet on his shoulders really works it :D

[Dark Messenger]

ahhh yes, me likes the butt lotion

honestly, I cant think of one I DONT like . . .a lot


and this includes, roller skates, theme parks, cemetaries, and restraint



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the Lord has taught me that is better to give than to receive..but whatever trips ur trigger honey. ;)

[Krell]

well........I said hmmm, cuz my response would blow your minds. LOL j/k , I said hmmm because , I like um all but on the washer w/ feet on his shoulders really works it :D


lil_amb gets an A+ for resourcefulness and innovation. God bless the spin cycle.



And I have no problems giving, I'm a giver from way back, but when I say butt-sex, I'm DEF the "do-er" not the "do-ee"


I think I'll save that special day for prison.


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[Dark Messenger]

lol :p


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[Kyle06]

Kyle sits back and Says nothing,

While listening attentively

[DudeAsInCool]

Hmmm...I think its back to the Kama Sutra manual. I'll tell you when we've gone through them all again :)

[Peter Stroker]

woman superior

[Krell]

Just take this simple survey . . .


http://selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=Knowyouthree


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[lil_amb]

#1. 69
#2. Spooning
#3. Standing
#4. Cartwheel
#5. Facesitting
#6. Missionary

[crackerjacker]

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[crackerjacker]

seems i am the same thing as you lil amb
hmm
what are you krell?

[muffenme]

:fire

I voted for "smack it up, flip it up rub it down o yeah"

:hole

[Wolfie]

Kyle sits back and Says nothing,

While listening attentively

Now if Kyle does the same thing in class he'll be set for life, lol.

[Kyle06]

Now if Kyle does the same thing in class he'll be set for life, lol.


heh the truth be told lol

[begoodbebad]

Just take this simple survey . . .


http://selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=Knowyouthree


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i did this survey...apparently i am some kind of cartwheel. wtf? When I was doing the survey I thought i was just someone who mostly disagreed with everything(on principle and cos i'm right) and don't give a shit too much or too often. nope. I'm a cartwheel. do cartwheels have dicks cos I got one. should i try and spin it around a little or maybe start chasing carts or horses or something. i dunno. now i'm going to go to bed worrying about stuff tonight. must go to the store and buy beer.

[IshareManyFilez]

Facesitting
69
Spooning -
Standing up
Server Busy
Cart Wheel

[lil_amb]

I was wondering about that one as well...........maybe I'll take the quiz again and look at the pic lmao :P

[Krell]

i did this survey...apparently i am some kind of cartwheel. wtf?


It probably means youre an all-around kinda guy, I wouldnt worry about it. Now when you have your own stories of a Bridget Fonda, a waterbed, and a small puppy, a 5lb weight tied to your penis, a cemetary, and running naked from the police, then you might worry.

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[begoodbebad]

It probably means youre an all-around kinda guy, I wouldnt worry about it. Now when you have your own stories of a Bridget Fonda, a waterbed, and a small puppy, a 5lb weight tied to your penis, a cemetary, and running naked from the police, then you might worry.

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Thanyou for putting my mind at rest. Its 0500 here and I didn't go to bed yet thru worrying about my dick spinning round and seph deleting my revenge attack style posts on dumbfucknomannersshitheads who wasted my time.
I always preferred Raquel Welsh to Bridget Fonda. It's not that bridget isn't cute but once you know who her dad is how could you ...you know....do it....I'd spend the whole time wondering where the stetson is and when is she going to take the wig off, draw a six shooter and shoot me where it matters most. Actually I just got inspired by your earlier post...and the smilies....the solution to this one is: :ass

Bridget? Where are you my sweet?

[The Hunter]

As a public announcement remember that the speed limit of sex is 68, as at 69 you have to turn around.

[Krell]

Thanyou for putting my mind at rest. Its 0500 here and I didn't go to bed yet thru worrying about my dick spinning round and seph deleting my revenge attack style posts on dumbfucknomannersshitheads who wasted my time.
I always preferred Raquel Welsh to Bridget Fonda. It's not that bridget isn't cute but once you know who her dad is how could you ...you know....do it....I'd spend the whole time wondering where the stetson is and when is she going to take the wig off, draw a six shooter and shoot me where it matters most. Actually I just got inspired by your earlier post...and the smilies....the solution to this one is: :ass

Bridget? Where are you my sweet?


See, I didnt have that problem, because the girl was an EXACT replica!

I prefer Raquel Welch to Bridget Fonda too . . . . but Ive never had a Raquel Welch replica living next that came home drunk and wanted to F* my brain out, so, I do what I can, you know?

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[CompuGeek]

Yeah right, there's no such thing as sex.

*cries*

[neoufo51]

1.69 ( can't beat it)
2. Cartwheel
3. Spooning

[Ezza6745]

This thread has warped my fragile little mind!

[risingfoam]

Yeah right, there's no such thing as sex.

*cries*

dont cry you can always do what you can with your hand :)
lmfao

[lil_amb]

Q. Why can't blondes count to 70?































A. Because 69's a mouthful :ass

[Psilaxs]

Dont have a problem with any of them. Sound generic i know. Though i do have a favorite, and no i wont say. CJ knows what it is though ;)

[Miniver]

my love is a contortionist...don't ask

[risingfoam]

Dont have a problem with any of them. Sound generic i know. Though i do have a favorite, and no i wont say. CJ knows what it is though ;)

i sure enough do :) hehe

[Redneck4sure]

Perverts! gotta love 'em....

[crackerjacker]

Perverts! gotta love 'em....
gotta love them and give them what we want right?
cheers

[crackerjacker]

well i love to submit
cheerz

[black_magiic]

haha what is becoming of this site

[riderx]

haha what is becoming of this site
and here i thought you didnt care ;)

[Vampmon]

wow, all of them!!!

[mfgbypooter]

well i love to submit
cheerzSubmit what, your entry?

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[Ne007]

I can spot a crackerjacker thread a mile away.....

[sister_sue48]

kitty position of course heheheheheheheheh purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:icon_pira

[sister_sue48]

ok i got zapped on my points hummmmmmmmmmm lol we having fun??????

[ROMANTICGUY50]

Nothings more pleasing then seeing a women on all fours, taking it from the backside .. =) what was the poll again?

I agree I like a woman on all fours too:icon_rend

[ROMANTICGUY50]

One a second note I also like the woman on top as well. Thats a cool position too

[Auggie2k]

Thats a great posistion - one of many! It's great when the women take control IMHO!

[sister_sue48]

no way not gonna say never never never will you get me to purrrrrrrrrrrrr it out:icon_pira

[the great one]

I like my woman on all fours.I like seeing all the goodies.

[sister_sue48]

ok ok i give i like on all fours and side by side both are quite good on top is nice too:icon_boun

[Auggie2k]

Anybody ever tried karma sutra? I had a look at a book of it there a while ago and... my jasus! I think you'd have to be able to dislocate all your bones and be an expert in bloody yoga to get into some of them! I've heard nothing but good things though *me looks in phone for a volunteer*

[RACKnRAIL]

ok ok i give i like on all fours and side by side both are quite good on top is nice too:icon_boun

Take it like a dog, you cat......:icon_thum

[sister_sue48]

Take it like a dog, you cat......:icon_thum
lol meowwwwwwwwww:icon_sunn

[Excrement_Cranium]

Let's see.

I'm 6'0", 240lbs.

My wife is 5'1" and 103lbs.

I like having her lock her knees over my elbows, stand up... and exhaust myself.

:icon_salu