Kurt Cobain Might Be Alive!

[mp3master1215]

Well, this is something very interesting I am finding out slowly. Kurt Cobain, famous singer from the band Nirvana, dead in 1994, is alive and is living in Puerto Rico! Yes, it's true, but at this moment I have no phisical evidence, just a few sightings.I'm going to tell you the story how I came about this thought..
A few months back, I saw someone familiar at the mall in Mayaguez (a western town off the coast of Puerto Rico) but I thought nothing of it. When I got home and saw my Nirvana poster on the wall, I realized that this familiar face looked just like Kurt. Just pure coincidence, I think not! He was wearing Dockers, Airwalks, a Kurt Cobain Remembered shirt with a red and black flannel shirt over it. It might've just been a wannabe, but it never gets cold enough in Puerto Rico to wear that kind of clothing!

One time, again, in Mayaguez, I was pricing guitars at a music store, when I saw him in a sound proof booth playing guitar recording what he played. When he saw that I was looking at him, he stopped playing and left the booth. I snuck into the booth to take a quick listen to what he was playing. To my amazement, he was playing "Something in the way" from his most famous album, Nevermind.

Just last week, in Mayaguez, I saw him again near a Pizza Hut. He was wearing blue cordoroy shorts and 26 Red shoes with mismatched socks and a black shirt. I yelled out from far away, "Hey Kurt!". He looked around quickly, and saw that it was me, he started running real fast to the college nearby. How's that for evidence?



Okay, so here's what I think happened: Kurt Cobain faked his own death to escape from his busy, stressful life and fled to Puerto Rico to seek a new life. Since few people like rock music here and much less like Nirvana, it's a pretty good place to hide. Okay, so he decided to go to Mayaguez because there is the best college in all of Puerto Rico and decided to get a good education. I plan to confront this person, Kurt or not, who he really is, next time I see him.

I decided to take a look through the archives of the college in Mayaguez to see if Kurt Cobain was really here. I stayed hidden in the vents of the archive room until midnight to make sure there was no one still there. I searched for a Cobain and I found a Donald Cobain with an I.D. pic identical to the person in which I have seen all this time. I also found out he's studying to become a botanist or something like that because he's studying both botany and agriculture. After a search through the teacher's plans of what they will teach through the year, I find out that they are studying strange plants like opium.

Not only that, but here comes something scary. I was wandering through another mall, this time in San Juan, minding my own business, I see him yet agaim at a Sam Goody store checking out the posters. Trying to catch him in his own web of deception, I buy a Nirvana book of guitar tab and ask him for his autograph. He grabs me by the shirt and says angrily, "Look you, I know who you are and I've seen your web page. No one needs to know that I'm here and so far nobody does. Leave me alone and don't ruin my new life!" I thought that was a bit harsh of him, but from how nervous I was from finding out the truth, I just ran away as fast as I could.

Well, that's my story for now, I haven't seen him since. I figured that after our little run in at San Juan, he hasn't left the college. I wonder why he wouldn't want to start playing again, I mean, after all, Nirvana was the most famous band a few years ago and still is. I hope one day I will find him and tell him that his secret's safe with me because no one ever visits my web page. That is, except for my friends, and they don't believe me.

[Wolfie]

Now the tabloids can have a Kurt sighting section right next to the ones on Elvis, MIB and Big-Foot, lol.

[origin]

I think this is a pile of rubbish. The man is dead.
if Kurt Cobain is alive then is 2 pac still alive?

Suspision arises..:playboy

l8

[Kevin06906]

You should of brought him back.

Sorry to say that i never liked nirvana. (it's good that my friends won't see this, cause they will kick my ass)

[tackdaddy]

oh hell don't forget about biggie and do you think fred"re-run"berry faked his own death because he was so famous.

[Ken17625]

Hey!

Bigfoot is alive and well in my backyard!

[aqlo]

Ken Bigfoot is real
http://www.lorencoleman.com/myakka.html

Kurt Cobain is just a fictional character.

[eclectica]

I think you should kill him and save the head. Keep it in the refrigerator and everyday open it up to play some air guitar for him.

[Wolfie]

Ken Bigfoot is real
http://www.lorencoleman.com/myakka.html

Either that or Lucas decided dig out the original Chewbacca suit for Halloween... ;)

[mr.jip]

either way....i dont care

[shawners]

Kurt Cobain may be alive, he may have gave up drinking and drugs and his lover Courtney love... Those addictions didnt kill him, i dont know if hes immortal.

[Sockfulloflove]

One word:

Rubbish.

Enough said.

[Potato]

Him along with Elvis, Biggie, Tupac....

bah.

Bigfoot was faked, the person who did it all died a few months ago. I think there was a thread about it here... I might have started it... I don't remember.

If Kurt Cobain is alive somewhere, just leave him the fuck alone.

[baghdad_steve15]

Kurt Cobain, Elvis Presley, and Tupac Shakur are all hiding in an island of the coast of Florida called "Hell".

They are dead.

[iShadowcat]

Kurt Cobain, Elvis Presley, and Tupac Shakur are all hiding in an island of the coast of Florida called "Hell".

They are dead.

Tupac keeps releasing albums though :)

[vipp]

You've been watching Sylvia Brown on the Montel show mp3master1215 haven't you....

[Netaku]

Hey kid, Johnny Cash crawled out of my asscrack and asked to borrow twenty bucks. How's that for a sighting?

[Ken17625]

Ken Bigfoot is real

DUH!

I just said he was in my backyard.

[origin]

ishadowcat: I agree that is one of the wierdest things surronding 2 pac's death, he released more albums after his death than when he was alive wierd isnt it?

l8

[begoodbebad]

All these resurrected rock stars....why don't the idiots who believe all this type of crap just do it properly and get saved by jesus,the original resurrecting bigshot rebel, then at least they would become total outcasts and we wouldn't have this pseudo mystical/conspiracy rubbish polluting a file sharing site....they could inflict it on willing idiots in churches.

Oh yeah my theory is that he survived a shotgun blast to the head at zero range chiefly because he actually has no brain. A few stitches and some antiseptic cream and he was fine....and still has no talent.

[mojo-ris-in]

Yeah Elvis and Morrison moved in with Biggie and Tupac but these guys never get along. Biggie fighting with Elvis over the pork rinds and Tupac and Morrison fighting over who the best poet is. I tell you it's friggin anarchy!

[rainbowdemon]

Yeah Elvis and Morrison moved in with Biggie and Tupac but these guys never get along. Biggie fighting with Elvis over the pork rinds and Tupac and Morrison fighting over who the best poet is. I tell you it's friggin anarchy!
I hear Freddie Mercury wants to move in too.

[Paktu]

www.justiceforkurt.com

There were definitely some questionable circumstances, but he's dead.

[indiehipster]

www.justiceforkurt.com

There were definitely some questionable circumstances, but he's dead.


In a different reality, Kurt Cobain never married. After a ledgendary career, he retired to a private life in Seattle. In his latter years, Kurt was often found in a downtown park... doing card tricks for little children. He died at age 83 from acute lung cancer.


That's my reality.

[NirvanaAlive]

Ok im sorry this is complete BS, 1st of all after lookin through ur other comments it states that u live in Philadalphia, ok im not sure how u can be in Philly and work at a guitar store in Puerto Rico it makes no sense, second of all, you hide in the vents of a college, that sounds like a load of crap to me. Cobain's dead.
But he was murdered.

www.JusticeforKurt.com

[mfgbypooter]

I happen to know he's alive.

http://www.zeropaid.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=327529&postcount=31

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[minxy]

rite 1 thing is 4 sure i know this was started ages ago but u need 2 take it down coz dont u think it a little disrespectful every 1 knows he is dead and stupid people like u r givin others hope that he is still alive when he is not y would ne lovin father like him decide 2 run away from his little girl n stay away 4 this long it is sooo stupid this guy u saw was probably a look alike and more than likely probably jus told u 2 piss off coz u was buggin im 4 runnin after im all the time if u r goin 2 start a disscusion on Kurt Cobain u should start 1 on his murder instead coz he didnt kill himself or fake his death y would he when his life was goin well the only trouble he had was courtney love soo think on that 1 people coz he is not alive and if ne of u belive his storys then u r jus as stupid as him !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CRLocky]

rite 1 thing is 4 sure i know this was started ages ago but u need 2 take it down coz dont u think it a little disrespectful every 1 knows he is dead and stupid people like u r givin others hope that he is still alive when he is not y would ne lovin father like him decide 2 run away from his little girl n stay away 4 this long it is sooo stupid this guy u saw was probably a look alike and more than likely probably jus told u 2 piss off coz u was buggin im 4 runnin after im all the time if u r goin 2 start a disscusion on Kurt Cobain u should start 1 on his murder instead coz he didnt kill himself or fake his death y would he when his life was goin well the only trouble he had was courtney love soo think on that 1 people coz he is not alive and if ne of u belive his storys then u r jus as stupid as him !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I resent that comment.

[thepuzzler]

rite 1 thing is 4 sure i know this was started ages ago but u need 2 take it down coz dont u think it a little disrespectful every 1 knows he is dead and stupid people like u r givin others hope that he is still alive when he is not y would ne lovin father like him decide 2 run away from his little girl n stay away 4 this long it is sooo stupid this guy u saw was probably a look alike and more than likely probably jus told u 2 piss off coz u was buggin im 4 runnin after im all the time if u r goin 2 start a disscusion on Kurt Cobain u should start 1 on his murder instead coz he didnt kill himself or fake his death y would he when his life was goin well the only trouble he had was courtney love soo think on that 1 people coz he is not alive and if ne of u belive his storys then u r jus as stupid as him !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you texting from a cell phone or something? Took me ages to read that pile of drivel. Let people make up there own mind about whether he's dead or not. If you really think that this article may give someone false hope then you're potentially as daft as them.

[Potato]

**their**


:)

[mountain_rage]

ishadowcat: I agree that is one of the wierdest things surronding 2 pac's death, he released more albums after his death than when he was alive wierd isnt it?

l8

That was actually something he supposedly planned, he wrote alot of music and told someone to release it when he dies so he doesnt fade away like most artists.

[CRLocky]

**their**


:)

are you talking to ME?:icon_scra

[thepuzzler]

No it was me. I can see it now. Damn grammer nazi's, lol.

[Potato]

It's easier to fix yours than minxy's.

[Stownplayer]

tupac lives with me in south carolina.... he he he

[hectrizzle]

im down to go look for him hes alive. who cares face it.

[pef_the_rokstah]

I suppose youre all expecting me to write some inspiring message but..
i am easilly influenced and i heavilly believe in this. i went to bed last night.. and i lay there staring up into the pitch blackness with the cold surrounding my cold and affected body.. and thought.. this must be a miracle.
but so what if kurt wanted to get away and start a new life.. LET HIM BE! if thats what the worlds most loved death rocker wanted then let it be that way.

also, kurt wouldnt have wanted us to make a massive fuss owta him. honestly.
but what do i know.. literally.. to all of you im just some fake random gurl off the net..

but nothing you retards say can change the way i feel about kurt cobain.
IF HES DEAD.. HES DEAD.
if hes alive.. hes alive..

my mum is always giving me shit cos i listen to it too much.. hehe even tho she loves the song 'the man who sold the world' which was a cover by david bowie..
anyways im done with expressing my silly useless feelings.
later people.
rok on.
stef xxx... and kurt if ur ever reading this.. for any retarted reason.. u rock. no matta what u seem to think inside ur heorin addictid brain.
peace

[cheapprick]

I suppose youre all expecting me to write some inspiring message


Indeed I was.

As I sat staring into the listless void 3 days ago, all the while willing my hair to turn emo so it could cut itself, I was thinking about your post.

When will she or he join? Will his or her words inspire me?

[reymigio19]

Hey i'm alive.many people think i'm dead.I faked that they have kidnapped me,because i owned allot of money

[mountain_rage]

rite 1 thing is 4 sure i know this was started ages ago but u need 2 take it down coz dont u think it a little disrespectful every 1 knows he is dead and stupid people like u r givin others hope that he is still alive when he is not y would ne lovin father like him decide 2 run away from his little girl n stay away 4 this long it is sooo stupid this guy u saw was probably a look alike and more than likely probably jus told u 2 piss off coz u was buggin im 4 runnin after im all the time if u r goin 2 start a disscusion on Kurt Cobain u should start 1 on his murder instead coz he didnt kill himself or fake his death y would he when his life was goin well the only trouble he had was courtney love soo think on that 1 people coz he is not alive and if ne of u belive his storys then u r jus as stupid as him !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Proof he is still alive, no one would write such a long sentence if he were dead.

[TheDeeDeeRamoneZombie]

I don't believe that he is alive, I only allowed the notion to enter my mind, because shortly and I mean shortly after his death I locked eyes with a man who looked JUST LIKE Kurt who was walking down the street here in Portland Oregon. He had a travel back pack w/an attached sleeping bag on his back and we were passing by each other. It was strange, but I believe that he was murdered to secure Courtney's controll over his estate before she could be removed from his will, which she was days away from being.

[hawk999]

This thread just made me want to listen to nirvana songs again. I got my hopes up for nothing =/

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

Holy Cow.

Hawkburn and Janett999 had a child!

[northwest stew]

Holy Cow.

Hawkburn and Janett999 had a child!wow that would be one good looking child

[kippies]

my cat told me kurt was alive and well that he had hired cliff burton to play bass and that elvis was gonna take over vocals- just looking for a (dead) drummer now any takers?

please apply to "Simon Cowell rewrites rock history" PO box 666, london etc..

you can text in to REALLY kill someone who's in hiding each week.

:icon_clow

[find_the_truth13]

hey i read it welll i belive you ii love nirvana when did u sawv him and i may be visiting porico soo wat music store? please tell me :icon_tong

[emily deadly]

I found him!
http://www.revver.com/video/825086/is-it-kurt/

[Signa]

i love how this thread surfaces every now and then. its like the enterprise Vs. star destroyer thread.

[Excrement_Cranium]

i love how this thread surfaces every now and then. its like the enterprise Vs. star destroyer thread.

Spathi Eluder pwns all starships.

[Mels_Smileys45]

Its weird how the young people actually think Kurt Cobain was a real person. Kurt was just a marketing icon, same as Ronald McDonald of fast food, used to sell new music. Different guys in a clown suit played Kurt until the fame got out of hand....... so the icon was "killed". Its rumored the actors were asking for too much money to keep their mouths shut and had indeed already started rumors, that the Kurt was doing drugs, in a plan to try and extort money from the MPAA.

[mp3master1215]

i love how this thread surfaces every now and then. its like the enterprise Vs. star destroyer thread.
yea its a very old thread but it seems to hang in there. I never new this thread i made would do that

[Excrement_Cranium]

Its weird how the young people actually think Kurt Cobain was a real person. Kurt was just a marketing icon, same as Ronald McDonald of fast food, used to sell new music. Different guys in a clown suit played Kurt until the fame got out of hand....... so the icon was "killed". Its rumored the actors were asking for too much money to keep their mouths shut and had indeed already started rumors, that the Kurt was doing drugs, in a plan to try and extort money from the MPAA.

That is more believable than anyone vowing to have sex only with Courtney Love for the rest of their lives.

[Ryan_Riot]

wheres your web page?

[mfgbypooter]

If Kurt was alive he's dead now. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAMyQdBWhUw)

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[Mels_Smileys45]

If Kurt was alive he's dead now. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAMyQdBWhUw)

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Holy god piss! Please youtube take that shit down now! That is fucking awful

The singer doesn't even know the song and the piss poor band has to try and keep up with here total lack of knowledge...hell they all suck monkey ass


So bad its hilarious

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

I heared 2 songs 2day of teH Nervarner.

I miss Kurt.

[Mels_Smileys45]

I had to post a comment on that video. This had to be the "special class".



Special my ass!

[mfgbypooter]

Now you know why he killed himself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwlsPOnxzfk)

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[Mels_Smileys45]

Kurt Kills Himself (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR0_zlgDvrY&feature=related)

[mfgbypooter]

Play it again Kurt (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV-IV2ty5cw)

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[mfgbypooter]

I'm not the only one... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDd2v_dr83Y)

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[s0nic reducer]

Worst thread i ever read on zero paid.

[johnnybro]

I think this is a pile of rubbish. The man is dead.
if Kurt Cobain is alive then is 2 pac still alive?

Suspision arises..:playboy

l8

NO this is obviously hard fact.

[Crashtard]

Clearly Cobain is alive, and living in Puerto Rico with 2-pac and Elvis. Someone really should kidnap them and bring them back to the U.S. where they belong!

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

I'm a stickler for closing threads, but I'm surprised that this got closed.

[Signa]

Not to be a dick or anything, but I had to re-open this thread. To me, it's one of those threads that goes down in ZP's history. Kinda like the Plasma thread, and the Enterprise Vs. Star Destroyer thread. Unless it starts attracting some really bad spambots, I don't see why it needs to be closed.

[Mels_Smileys45]

Yah!!!! I am glad it is re-opened! I never get tired of this classic thread!

[mfgbypooter]

Thank god the truth is allowed to live on at ZeroPaid, because we know he's out there among us.

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[Hath]

Who knows, maybe I am Kurt Cobain!

[El Comandante]

I hear he's playing for a band called the exploding heads in Ontario.

[IsusCristos]

Who knows, maybe I am Kurt Cobain!

I don't think sooo :P!

[YWD67]

You don't think so what, you drive by posting piece of shit.

[fvfdff831]

ok i sorta kinda believe you but if you are telling the truth then you need to post pictures. cause if i were you and i had seen him ida taken pictures when he wasn't looking or when he was playing the guitar. otherwise i can promise you, you do not have a chance in hell at proving to the world you met him after 1994 and unless you have picture the world is still going to believe it was a wannabe. but yes i believe you. but the world most likely wont. BECAUSE REALLY KURT COBAIN CAN'T HIDE HIS FACE. EVERYONE KNOWS WHO HE IS. EVERYONE IN EVERY COUNTRY KNOWS HIM. SO IF HE IS IN PUERICO CNN WOULD ALREADY BE ON IT.

[Hath]

Did you sign up just to post that?

[fleecy]

well if he is still around, at least he's smart enough to stay the hell away from courtney love.

[mfgbypooter]

He's had a sex change operation and now his name is Cathy.

So unless he's a lesbian why would he hang around Courtney, other than to become a new member of hole.

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[mfgbypooter]

It's very possible his death was faked.


http://www.asylumeclectica.com/asylum/morbid/files/cobain.jpg

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