Has Ken FINALLY lost his mind?

[TipYourBartender]

Based on this thread:
http://www.zeropaid.com/bbs/showthread.php?threadid=13792 ,
the question begs to be asked.

ADDENDUM: First one to figure out the movie I quoted from in the POLL (not the sig) gets a booby prize.

[Ken17625]

40 whacks with the wet noodle.

[Kyle06]

yep he lost it lol

[Muffin_Man]

what are you talking about? he lost it long before any of us met him.

[Kooperman]

The "nice and easy, mashed potatoes" line was a qoute from the movie Beach Blanket Kenbo, when Frankie Avalon admires the way Annette Funicello shook her gelatinous womanhood on the dance floor. The Ripcords played Wipe Out as he gazed lovingly.....

[RJ5500]

Who is this Ken you speak of? :green5 :black

[TipYourBartender]

Originally posted by Kooperman
The "nice and easy, mashed potatoes" line was a qoute from the movie Beach Blanket Kenbo, when Frankie Avalon admires the way Annette Funicello shook her gelatinous womanhood on the dance floor. The Ripcords played Wipe Out as he gazed lovingly.....

May be true, but that was not the movie we we were looking for.
Thanks for playing; try again.

On a related note, I am thinking of setting up a ZP-wide "Name that quote" competition of sorts (with the mods' permission and blessing, of course). I think the board has gotten a bit dour lately; it could use something exciting and fun, and this could be the thing. Winner gets, say, their name in big ass letters on the ZP front page, or something equally inane and pointless. What do you guys think?

[Kooperman]

inane and pointless does it for me!

[ATLien]

Originally posted by RJ5500
Who is this Ken you speak of? :green5 :black

[Wolfie]

Originally posted by TipYourBartender
On a related note, I am thinking of setting up a ZP-wide "Name that quote" competition of sorts (with the mods' permission and blessing, of course). I think the board has gotten a bit dour lately; it could use something exciting and fun, and this could be the thing. Winner gets, say, their name in big ass letters on the ZP front page, or something equally inane and pointless. What do you guys think?

Or maybe a free t-shirt even, lol.

BTW, The quote from Spaceballs in your sig is one of my faves.

[CCSDUDE]

Ken's brain is in this pickle jar in my basement....along with something from "Homie the Clown"....no wonder Ken's lost it.. :mellow

[shawners]

you got to have a mind before you can... OOooooooh i wont go there=) Im just glad the RIAA havent nabed him up and used him for experiments.. you know the routine, the riaa goes and ask kids off the street if they download and they say, "uhh of course not" Kens the same as ever before =) Let Ken Be

[crackerjacker]

Ride those Waves woot
hmm *how can one really lose it*
now losing it is when u are so fed the hell up where u just dont give a dam and the point that can change this is something critical happens in your life that u dont think about what u are doing and you can become so impulsive that you are not thinking straight.

:)
so hmm
there u go in a nutshell :)

[MoonMan]

KEN !!!!!!!

[PuNiShErKiLl666]

Ken has lost it before I did?

[TipYourBartender]

Since people arent really answering this one,
The quote "Nice and easy, mashed potatoes" was at the end of Requiem For A Dream.

I am slowly amassing movie quotes.....along with some quotes from the boards....

...heh heh heh heh heh.....

[PuNiShErKiLl666]

wait is anyone as crazy as me?

[Theinfamousone]

What's this quote from...."Wait for it...wait for it...NOW!"?

[metale]

I am sure that hackers are the responsables of the "dark day" without electricity you had!!!


But... i think i will take some english lessons...


:mellow hhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! :mellow

[metale]

Yes!!!

now, i am green!!!

lol

from flower....to weed!°!!! hell yeaahh!!

[Potato]

Ken's a funny one.

[shawners]

I like the quote "a friend with weed, is a friend in deed=)
Or Dave matthews Big fish, live in colorado, "You know those monkeys need to stay in those monkey fu@&ing trees"
Theres so many =) Whos to say who said what?

[Power Penguin]

Kens' website is really funny. His pithy flames of doltish people always amuses me too.

This post should be considered as flame on the good character of Ken. Sue him for libel Ken.

Power Penguin - The penguin formally known as "Will Rae"

[Caitlyn Marble]

Kids and drugs these days.......

[Ken17625]

Kids and drugs these days.......

The day bananas, OJ, and Powerade are considered drugs, is the day i'm joining the circus.

[Caitlyn Marble]

Originally posted by Ken17625
The day bananas, OJ, and Powerade are considered drugs, is the day i'm joining the circus.

bananas actually contain a psychedelic chemical in them. this site (http://k3nn.ath.cx/danger/files/195.txt) has a recipie for getting high off them.

and OJ, well, you can ferment that into alcohol, prisoners do that all the time I hear.

and powerade.............uh............you could probably ferment that too, if you tried hard enough.


So ken, will you be doing? walking the high wire, breating fire, or getting shot out of a cannon?

[Ken17625]

bananas actually contain a psychedelic chemical in them. this site has a recipie for getting high off them.

and OJ, well, you can ferment that into alcohol, prisoners do that all the time I hear.

and powerade.............uh............you could probably ferment that too, if you tried hard enough.


So ken, will you be doing? walking the high wire, breating fire, or getting shot out of a cannon?

Non of the above are listed as illegal substances in the U.S.

and

There is a big difference between having the ability to do and actually doing it. And seeing as how I had no knowledge (or at the very least it slipped my mind) of such "activities".......................
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They will just have to find themselves another BOBO!

[Caitlyn Marble]

Originally posted by Ken17625
Non of the above are listed as illegal substances in the U.S.

and

There is a big difference between having the ability to do and actually doing it. And seeing as how I had no knowledge (or at the very least it slipped my mind) of such "activities".......................
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They will just have to find themselves another BOBO!

in denial are we?????? definitely firebreather. be careful, greasepaint is flammable.

[Ken17625]

Thats it, i'm getting the chainsaw.

I'll make Friday the 13th look like sesame street.

[CTC Command]

You know what it says on Ken's wallet?

Bad Motherfucker

And you know the last thing you'll ever see? It will a PM from Ken that reads:
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!



Then look behind you! Click! Pow~!




So you guys ready for a song about potatoes and bananas? Here's a sample (http://www.thewiggles.com.au/CD/yummyyummy/index.html) of it, the whole thing's probably on you know what...

[Wolfie]

Originally posted by Ken17625
Thats it, i'm getting the chainsaw.

I'll make Friday the 13th look like sesame street.

That dude with chainsaw looks familiar. I think he was in my shop class at school, lol.

[CTC Command]

Originally posted by Ken17625
Non of the above are listed as illegal substances in the U.S.

and

There is a big difference between having the ability to do and actually doing it. And seeing as how I had no knowledge (or at the very least it slipped my mind) of such "activities".......................
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They will just have to find themselves another BONOBO! [misquote muwahaha!]


Heh heh you said "doing it." Go monkey go!

[Azathoth]

Originally posted by Caitlyn Marble
bananas actually contain a psychedelic chemical in them. this site (http://k3nn.ath.cx/danger/files/195.txt) has a recipie for getting high off them.

and OJ, well, you can ferment that into alcohol, prisoners do that all the time I hear.

and powerade.............uh............you could probably ferment that too, if you tried hard enough.


So ken, will you be doing? walking the high wire, breating fire, or getting shot out of a cannon?

I actually tried this before in my misguided youth with some friends. We got the recipe from the Anarchist cookbook. It was absolutly disgusting and didn't do a thing. None of us were able to eat bannannannas (again never know when to stop) for years and years afterword. My advise avoid Bannanadine.

[metale]

OK No more trouble!!!


I can be a flower instead of weed, if you want!



lol

[REDO]

Originally posted by Theinfamousone
What's this quote from...."Wait for it...wait for it...NOW!"?

I think it is from a few movies, but I think im gonna say The Mummy. It is in the part where the magai are watching the 2 armies battle it out over hamanaptra. While the opposing army advances he says "wait for it.... wait for it.... now".

[Caitlyn Marble]

Originally posted by Azathoth
I actually tried this before in my misguided youth with some friends. We got the recipe from the Anarchist cookbook. It was absolutly disgusting and didn't do a thing. None of us were able to eat bannannannas (again never know when to stop) for years and years afterword. My advise avoid Bannanadine.

I was thinking of cooking up bananadine for a back to school prank, but since it doesn't do anything, I should try something else. Good thing I didn't actually buy the bananas yet.

[-0-BACKLASH-0-]

he hasn't lost his mind! He just wanted to welcome me personally!

lol

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Azathoth]

I wish I knew what causes a person to lose it,I know when you lose it you do not think about consequences. Your mind is either filled with anger or sorrow, maybe even uncontrolled feelings mixed together. So here is a quote that is pretty obvious where it came from "The Future is uncertain and the end is always near.":fire

[Ken17625]

"The Future is uncertain and the end is always near."

Let it roll, baby
Let it roll, baby
Let it roll, baby
Let it roll, all night long


dun dun dun dun dun...........dundun

[Kooperman]

The troubled Ken, who has been residing at the Morrison Hotel for lunatics, has just opened several Doors.....all of which guarantee Strange Days.

[LooP]

Officer why hav3e i been pulled over?
Littering, Littering and..? littering and..? littering and..?
smokin the reefer...

[Ken17625]

Do I look like a cat to you? Do you see me jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Do I lick milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?!

[Ken17625]

Drop your coat and grab your toes. I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes.



Bear... bearfucker, do you need assistance?!


License and registration... chicken fucker!

[CTC Command]

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogiepatrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped downthe shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occassionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the redbuttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your personal space.
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's gettinglarger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

[Ken17625]

13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

That actually sounds like fun....................

[metale]

"This place... is for FUN!" - Jack.

[crackerjacker]

hmm wrigleys eclipse is good.
anyone tried it yet?
nice sweet gum :)
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*ive lost it* along time ago
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hmm peace


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