The Wierdest Song you ever heard?

[PuNiShErKiLl666]

Well after my strange download today of Korn, daddy. Is there any wierder songs? That song has got me kinda scared now :devil lol
what other songs have gotten you feeling wierd?

Also if you would like to get a taste of that Korn song check my sig.

[ferrarimodena360]

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[Shadow, Thief of the Sun]

Let me see....


Don't remember the track title but it was something by Hands To (something from Death Disco comp, if i'm correct.). It sounded like someone is drowning for 7 minutes and you can hear this sound through some kind of wall and it also sounds like someone is using vacuum cleaner in the room next to you and you have earplugs.

[Platinum Theory]

that goddamnnew radiohead song, whts it called?, Hail to the Thief?, swear it's like their moaning/crying. Damn as hell annoying not to mention weird. I didnt understand one word.

[Shadow, Thief of the Sun]

"Singular examinations of places and things in the Jeph Jerman style; dissonant, fourtrack humming and wind-shadows, sticks and footsteps across desert gravel, but cleaned up so every clank and rustle of weeds and sticks comes through. And it changes suddenly and completely many times, which is nice. Lots of different places here. You can almost smell the dust of some remote audio-archeological dig-site, Jerman as the conductor and explorer, piles of rocks and dead cacti all about. It is so hard to convey to the uninitiated what Jerman does, and how refreshing it is to hear something that has no regard for entertainment, but rather sets up a situation where each sound is appreciated on its own. How perfect it is to move into these spaces Jerman provides, these simple, strange, common and yet shamanist soundworlds. Croatan is ambient, but in the strictest sense, its all location/outdoor sound recording. With some human interaction"

See ? That's what i was talking about.....

[JennEmile]

Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd. From the good ol' days of stoney heaven, I tripped hard on this song and still find the song interesting to listen to. :mellow

[simian]

Can't narrow it down to just one song, but off the top of my head, anything from Captain Beefheart or The Residents fall smack dab into the 'weird as fuck' category.

check out The residents "Not Available". This will scare you. :devil

[PuNiShErKiLl666]

http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/8289/daddy_lyr.html

This is that Korn Song that is fucking with my head...

[shawners]

Led zepplin stairway to heaven cause i never understood it, or maybe i wasnt high at the time it was playing..
LUCINDA WILLIAMS RIGHTOUSLY!! That voice is SOO WEEIRD and im strangely drawn to it to hear the song..

[Kevin06906]

Well its not really a song, but the intro and outro of limp bizkit chocolate starfish and hot dog flavored water cd. Actually, there not weird, there stupid. The outro has a guy fucking laughing for like 8 minutes.

[Korn377135678]

Mindless Self Indulgence - Faggot
is pretty werid.

[PuNiShErKiLl666]

ya Korn has a song called faget that is quite wierd

[Shadow, Thief of the Sun]

Yeah, and i completely forgot - Beans by.....Nirvana. It sounds like "Chipmunks" episode and there's a sound of rewinding tape in the end. I think that it was written in 89 and haven't appeared on Bleach because anybody thought that this song is too weird. Check it out, if you'll have a chance.


And another one is Io by Zoviet-France. One of my favorite bands and usually their songs are quite weird but this one is just insane - someone is screaming for 30 seconds and it sounds like this person is falling from some building and this whole sound is slowed down intentionally. Yeah....

"Beans, beans, beans
Jessie had some beans
He was happy, happy, happy
And he ate some beans

Naked, naked, naked
Sitting cross-legged
Naked, naked, naked
And he was happy, happy, happy
And he ate some beans

Wine, wine, wine
Jessie had some wine
He was happy, happy, happy
And he ate some wine

Beans, beans, beans
Daddy ate some beans
And he drank some wine
And he was happy, happy, happy
As he drank some beans"

[shawners]

Insane clown posse, or ICP, Cemetery girl, Lil sumptin, Great Milenko album =) ITS ALL so different, the only rap group who havent sold out by cleaning the lyrics up to get radio play to be more famous.. KEEP in it real =)

[isus]

Originally posted by ferrarimodena360
i just want ban bang bang


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[CCSDUDE]

Originally posted by shawners
Insane clown posse, or ICP, Cemetery girl, Lil sumptin, Great Milenko album =) ITS ALL so different, the only rap group who havent sold out by cleaning the lyrics up to get radio play to be more famous.. KEEP in it real =)

Sure.....

From 'classic' shit to now...the pussed out bigtime.

I personally can't stand them with the exception of maybe 5 songs but the ones I do enjoy are classic shit that didn't just cross the line...it vomited all over the damn thing and took a nice steamer on it.

Course the last semi-decent thing I heard from the hacks was a few tracks off Jackal Bro's....best had to be Great Milenko and the oddest one would have to be the first 'full CD'...forget the name but it had Cemetery Girl on it......only one that gave me a good laugh was "Piggie Pie" without the lame lyric changes to chicken an all that. Other then that the group kinda sucks...loads of grimy losers in clown makeup acting tough...heh (I'm talking about the fans if ya'll couldn't tell)

As for odd song...

Frail Limb Nursery...just flat out stupid/odd/weird...
Placebo - slackerbitch

And last but not least...

Mr. Bungle - Bungle Grind....

[camoor]

king missle - detachable penis

[MoonMan]

The lyrics to Tool - Ænima are interesting.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly shit, stupid shit...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.

Learn to swim.

Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.
suck it down.
flush it down.

[wingnut2600]

Either the first song on Hairway to Steven or "Clean it up" on Independent Worm Saloon, both albums by the Butthole Surfers... Just some fucked up shit. I have heard weirder, but these stick in my head as being odd...

Come to think of it, "the Ballad of Naked Man" is an odd song as well... damned catchy. I can remember whistling that tune for days...

[crackerjacker]

ifuckuufuckme
serious some weird techno song
funny as hell.
hmm if i found it i will post it
:)

[Azathoth]

Cake and sodomy by marilyn manson being redone country syle on the smells like childeren album, I wuz like WTF.And the part on the same album where the two old women are talking about heart meds??????

[mojo-ris-in]

hmm Wynona's Big Brown Beaver by Primus would be one. That or anything by a band called Cup Of Dirt that another board member TC75580 told me about. Every since I listened to their stuff I've had nightmares. Thanks TC:ass

[Etnies]

It has to be:

Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody

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I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico

But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you let me go
Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
For me
For me
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Weird, but good.

[tamarisk]

Tomcraft - Lonliness

Happiness and loneliness
Happiness and loneliness
Happiness and loneliness

And loneliness
Happiness seems to Loneliness
and loneliness kills my world
How could you guess, when you're only thinking of yourself?
How you look at other girls

Happiness seems to the Loneliness
and Loneliness kills my work
How could you guess, when you're only thinking of yourself
How you look at other girls

Happiness seems to the Loneliness
and Loneliness kills my world
How could you guess, when you're only thinking of yourself?
How you look at other girls

Happiness and loneliness
Happiness and loneliness

[DeadMan]

Number 9 by I think Yazoo and The Moebius Loop by Orbital (Sample going round and round of Worf from TNG saying "It's like the Moebius Loop...loop...loop")

[shawners]

yeah janet thats a weird song too, its was on one hit wonders on VH1 while back.. IT was too long to get even any air play.. REally wierd that they made it, took the whole side of the album up.

[PuNiShErKiLl666]

Mother, please forgive me.
I just had to get out all my pain and suffering.
Now that I am done, remember I will always love you
I'm your son.

Little child, looking so pretty.
Come out and play, I'll be your Daddy.
Innocent child, looking so sweet.
Rape your mind, and now your flesh I reap

You raped. I feel dirty.
It hurt. As a child.
Tied down. That's a good boy.
And fuck. Your own child.
I scream. No-one hears me.
It hurt. Not a lot.
My God. Saw you watching.
Mommy, why? Your own child.


Little child, looking so pretty.
Come out and play, I'll be your Daddy

You raped. I feel dirty.
It hurt. As a child.
Tied down. That's a good boy.
And fuck. Your own child.
I scream. No-one hears me.
It hurt. Not a lot.
My God. Saw you watching.
Mommy, why?

It's alright

"I didn't touch you there."
Mommy said she didn't care.


"I didn't touch you there."
That's why momma stopped and stared.

Innocent child, looking so sweet.
Rape your mind, and now your flesh I reap.

You raped. I feel dirty.
It hurt. As a child.
Tied down. That's a good boy.
And fuck. Your own child.
I scream. No-one hears me.
It hurt. Not a lot.
My God. Saw you watching.
Mommy, why?

[FutureIverson]

EMINEM - KIM. that song scared the shit out of every girl i know. it'd be funny, your with a girl playing some nice slow dance music, then all of a song that comes on.

(Talking to baby)
Yesterday, i changed your diaper
Wiped you and powdered you
How did you get so big i can't believe it
Now your 2
Baby your so precious daddies so proud of you
(To the Wife)
SIT DOWN BITCH MOVE AGAIN OR I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.
The rest is murder... literally

[PuNiShErKiLl666]

EMINEM - KIM. that song scared the shit out of every girl i know. it'd be funny, your with a girl playing some nice slow dance music, then all of a song that comes on.
Thats a messed up song... reminds me of my past.....
Little do you know of Yoda's past and probly wont understand it all. But back about 4 years my mom was engadge with a guy named Rob for 6 years. It was good for like the first year but after that it was all diffrent (Kinda like that song) He used to beat me and mom alot. Im not gonna go into details but he smoked pot and did tons of other drugs. I dont remeber it all as I was a little kid. But I remember he killed every pet I got (Like hamsters and fish) and almost killed my dog and cat (Like I remember he beat my dog Samson with a hammer and threw him down the stairs. ) It was always good when he left for the night. Then finally he cheated on my mom and moved in with the chick that he was going with...
I never thought about releasing this to you all but the other day I heard that he is going to court for assault and battery. This should be his second offense I think.. so I just thought about that when you mentioned that song.

[Coconut Willie]

Got to be Yoko Ono's Kiss, Kiss, Kiss
Sounds like the cat hit the fan!

Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss me, love,
Just one kiss, kiss will do.
Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss me, love,
Just one kiss, kiss will do.

Why death?
Why life?
Warm hearts?
Cold darts?

Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss me, love,
I'm bleeding inside.

It's a long, long story to tell
And i can only show you my hell.

Touch, touch, touch, touch me, love,
Just one touch, touch will do.

Touch, touch, touch, touch me, love,
Just one touch, touch will do.

Why me?
Why you?
Broken mirror?
White terror?

Touch, touch, touch, touch me, love,
I'm shaking inside.

It's that faint, faint sound of the childhood bell
Ringing in my soul.

Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss me, love,
Just one kiss, kiss will do.

[Kevin06906]

Eminem - Kim

Yeah, that's one fucked up song. I hate it when little faggots beat up their wives and control them. When i heard it the first time, i wanted to beat the shit out of eminem, i still do too. I would get the same truck that's in my signature, tie his ass up to the bumper with a rope, accelerate, and let him hump the road at 80 mph.

[PuNiShErKiLl666]

The bad thing is I get like that sometimes and cant help it.

[Kooperman]

Helter Skelter on the Beatles' White Album seems innocent enough to most people, but it was a grenade in Charles Manson's head. To him, it signalled that the time had come for violent race wars, so he got a head start by ordering his cult zombies tokill pregnant actress Sharon Tate, along with several others. On the walls, in the victim's blood, the killers scrawled "Helter Skelter" and "Piggies" , song titles from that album.
Catch the video of any of Manson's parole hearings.....that's one deranged dude....

[mr-g]

Here Comes The Equestrian Statue by The Bonzo Dog Doo Da Band from their first album Gorilla. Truly one of the oddest songs I've ever heard.

[PowerMan57two]

I'm an HOE by the Rough Riders. Or something like that. It's funny~

[FutureIverson]

Originally posted by Yodashady
Thats a messed up song... reminds me of my past.....
Little do you know of Yoda's past and probly wont understand it all. But back about 4 years my mom was engadge with a guy named Rob for 6 years. It was good for like the first year but after that it was all diffrent (Kinda like that song) He used to beat me and mom alot. Im not gonna go into details but he smoked pot and did tons of other drugs. I dont remeber it all as I was a little kid. But I remember he killed every pet I got (Like hamsters and fish) and almost killed my dog and cat (Like I remember he beat my dog Samson with a hammer and threw him down the stairs. ) It was always good when he left for the night. Then finally he cheated on my mom and moved in with the chick that he was going with...
I never thought about releasing this to you all but the other day I heard that he is going to court for assault and battery. This should be his second offense I think.. so I just thought about that when you mentioned that song.

I feel you I am growing up in domestic violence, and the cops say they can't do anything if my dad attacks me because im under 16, otherwise i have to be bloody and what not to arrest my dad. Ohh well fuck him, if i go to the nba the bitch won't get a dollar out of me.

But onEminem, the sad thing is, he took the song so lightly. Critizism... He tried to talk his way out of it. "I'd never do that, it's just how i feel" I understand why his wife left him, althought they keep getting back together.

[Juiblex]

The Residents have some dissonant, strange stuff. Also, a friend of mine listened to my Aphex Twin Ambient Works CD and said he may as well just go home and listen to his bathroom faucet drip all weekend...it'd be the same.

I enjoyed "just wanna BANGBANGBANG"! That was awesome.
Check ya later.

Currently listening to :shy Dimmu Borgir - Eradication Instincts Defined

[moneoa]

Korn is a bunch of sell out f@g$, its the same "oh help me my s#1tty childhood" crap regurgitated every single album. Props to a band that has the creative sense of a snail.
Two weird good songs, welcome to the Machine by Pink Floyd
and wish you were here.

[Shadow, Thief of the Sun]

Hey, Jubilex, you have weird avatar - is that stuff from Rotten or just a scene from some movie ?

Yeah - i also think that SAW 85-92 by Aphex Twin is quite weird in some places. Definitely, volume 2 is one of the weirdest things that mr. D. James had ever done. "I care because you do" is also quite weird, but its less complex and no less interesting.

[CTC Command]

Originally posted by wingnut2600
Either the first song on Hairway to Steven or "Clean it up" on Independent Worm Saloon, both albums by the Butthole Surfers... Just some fucked up shit. I have heard weirder, but these stick in my head as being odd...

Come to think of it, "the Ballad of Naked Man" is an odd song as well... damned catchy. I can remember whistling that tune for days...

Ah yes, song one of Hairway To Steven...with no actual title on the CD, just a pictogram generally referred to as "Defecating Man with Erection Throws Baseball to Urinating Woman with Bat." (See attached) But I happen to know that that song was referred to as "Jimi" in their live sets, as I grabbed Gibby's set list as they left the stage after one of their Providence RI shows about 15 years ago...and that's what they also called it on their "Double Live Bootleg" CD.

Another even more inexplicable song of theirs--USSA, which is on the Locust Abortion Technician. Mind-numbingly wierd. I won;t even try to describe it here--it has to be heard to be appreciated

Other contenders--
Big Black - Steelworker
Frank Zappa - Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbacue
Stump - Buffalo
Wiseblood - OO (Where Evil Dwells): sort-of-recently redone by Fear Factory

[JuggaloOrangez]

Well I Do Have A Weird Song For You I Flew To Detroit Headed For A Icp Show
But Any Way I Was Handed A Demo By A Band Member Named Ninja Shizioku?
Well When I Got To My Hotel I Poped The Cd In To A My Laptop And Was Horrified After Hearing The Weird Music Discracing My Speakers Bad Mixing I Mean I Couldnt Understand The Words It Was In Like I Dont Even Know It Was Called Ninja Army Remix I Can Post A link.

[Signa]

This Wins the Worst Song EVAR award. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugDdFjlvfW4&mode=related&search=)

[mr. hisser]

This Wins the Worst Song EVAR award. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugDdFjlvfW4&mode=related&search=)

I can't believe I clicked that link. I was mesmerized. I even went to google the lyrics. I thought it was worth sharing.

Andy's Val Gourmet, Chacarron

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Thanks for turning me on to this. Can you say "top ten last.fm play list"????

[gorphon]

Tom Waits, "The Ocean Doesn't Want Me" and about 37 other of his songs. although I gotta say, that Chacarron is pure madness as well.

[Boomer The Dog]

Numa Numa, that has to be it.. :) How about some songs by Kate Bush, The Residents, Associates, thinking of stuff I've heard recently. This week I heard Alex Oriental Experience - Istanbulda. AOE is a German prog band that does Turkish music, and Istanbulda surprised me because it's also a funk track, really different.

[GuyFawks]

The Earth Invaders by Bjork and Anything by the street drum corps.

[hudock.Steve]

Hi all
The weirdest song that I heard is King Missal’s - Detachable penis.

[tekiccs]

This whole album is wierd: VA-Extreme Music From Women :D

But my favourite is Rosemary Malign - No You Liste ;)

[Bad Andy]

Who's a Big Baby by the White Stripes.

I've probably heard weirder ones, but this is the only one that comes to mind.

[Mr. T]

Ray Stevens - Get yer tongue outta my mouth (I'm kissing you goodbye)

[Hath]

Alright, I don't know who sang it or the name of the song, but I remember the main line: Oooooh, you touch my tra la la la. Anybody know what is callled?

[mundix]

Alright, I don't know who sang it or the name of the song, but I remember the main line: Oooooh, you touch my tra la la la. Anybody know what is callled?

lolz that song is wierd! i think its music video is hilarious as well

[boogigi]

smack my bitch up is the weirdest i've ever heard ><

[atd]

that one song from Children of Men, jasper plays it. he calls it "zen" music, idk what its called though

[Signa]

oh man. i have another one. im not going to bother to link it because its that bad. my sister's boyfriend showed it to me when i showed him chacarone. its called "what what in the butt".... yeah....

[fitzy5814]

definetly technologic

[drtoker]

milk man by aphex twin, lol :P

[jeffgwa]

"Stupid Mop" or "Bugs" by Pearl Jam come to mind.