xp joke

[zab]

"A guy kept a windows XP installation cd in his car. Thieves broke in, and left two more"

[cpugeniusmv]

that's.....not funny at all

:mellow

[phalkon30]

I couldn't help but think the same thing. Maybe it would have been funny if they had left some norton antivirus utils or something

[Kevin06906]

I'm sorry, but im slow at like every joke that is said. I don't even know what this means. I don't get it.

[XtraNtnse]

Actually, the only thing funny was your sad attempt at trying. :mellow

[JennEmile]

:mellow I think I split my side.

[Sockfulloflove]

Wow...we have a comedian onboard. :mellow

[cpugeniusmv]

well...since "the face" has been in all but two replies, i thought i'd just put it in here a little more.

:mellow :mellow :mellow :mellow :mellow

[Sk8er Boi]

...and thought it was just the funniest thing ever.
:mellow

[isus]

why would you keep a winxp disc in your car?

you wouldn't want it to crash.

da dum chi

yea, i know, not funny, but better than somebody breaking into the car to leave more winxp discs.

anyway, why is this in the linux section?

lol

[PowerMan57two]

I don't get it either. It's pretty stupid. If the thieves didn't want their copies than why not just toss them in the garbage?

[Kyle06]

Originally posted by XtraNtnse
Actually, the only thing funny was your sad attempt at trying. :mellow

I am sry but I would have to agree but good try

also try looking up a few joke threads created by me or someone else and post them there don't open a new thread...

[RACKnRAIL]

I wonder if he meant the paid version??...then it might have been funny.

[Kevin06906]

Don't laugh at me because i don't know this, but Whats up with the Canadians and "eh". I don't get it. Someone please tell me.

[Undying Wizard NHD]

well Um yeah



not really funny at all

just as funny as me posting on this thread to test my new avatar

[rainbowdemon]

Installing XP.
Microsoft:

YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO INSTALL WINDOWS XP, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO CONTINUE?

Yes.

ARE YOU REALLY SURE?

Yes.

ARE YOU REALLY REALLY SURE?

*****yes!******

OK, THEN. JUST SO YOU KNOW, WE'RE REQUIRED TO ASK YOU THAT NOW. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT FOR BEING A PICKY CONSUMER AND SUPPORTING THAT WHOLE "ANTI-TRUST" NONSENSE. INGRATE.

Just get on with it.

ATTEMPTING TO INSTALL WINDOWS XP. FIRST WE NEED TO CHECK YOUR SYSTEM FOR COMPATIBILITY. THIS COULD TAKE SEVERAL DAYS.

Groan.

THE INSTALL PROGRAM HAS DETECTED SEVERAL POSSIBLE PROBLEMS AND WILL NOT LET YOU INSTALL XP.

Problems? What problems?

THE VIDEO CARD YOU ARE USING APPARENTLY DOES NOT WORK WITH THE MOTHERBOARD.

But I'm using it at this very moment.

THAT IS IRRELEVANT.

But if the video card isn't working with the mother board then I can't very well see this warning message telling me that the video card wasn't...

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO FOOL ME WITH LOGIC, I AM A MICROSOFT PRODUCT. LOGIC DOES NOT WORK ON ME. I HAVE ALSO FOUND THE FOLLOWING MINOR ERRORS: WINDOWS XP IS INCOMPATIBLE WITH THE FOLLOWING HARDWARE - MONITOR, KEYBOARD, MEMORY CHIPS, MOTHERBOARD BIOS, WEB CAM, SCANNER, SOUND CARD, USB CONTROLLER, CD/R DRIVE, MICROPHONE, AND FLIGHT STICK.

All that?

YES. AND THE HARD DRIVE IS RIGHT OUT TOO. WE DON'T LIKE THE MANUFACTURER.

Well what *DOES* work?

THE MOUSE.

The mouse?

YES. AND THE 5 1/4 DRIVE.

I don't have a 5 1/4 drive.

YES YOU DO.

No I don't.

WHAT'S THAT THEN?

It's a 3 1/2 drive.

NO IT ISN'T.

Yes it is.

YOU'RE NOT THAT SMART YOU KNOW.

Look, can you just install XP on my system and I'll download the latest drivers for everything later? Please?

WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN *YOUR* SYSTEM?

Well it is mine.

NO IT ISN'T.

It bloody well is.

NUH-UH. YOU SIGNED THE AGREEMENT WHEN YOU OPENED THE BOX. OUR SYSTEM. IT'S OURS. AND YOU CAN ONLY DO 4 CHANGES BEFORE YOU HAVE TO PAY US MORE MONEY.

But why?

BECAUSE THAT'S HOW THE LICENSE WORKS, IDJIT. WE CAN'T VERY WELL HAVE PEOPLE PUTTING HARDWARE AND SOFTWARE ON THEIR SYSTEMS ALL HIGGLEDY PIGGLEDY, NOW COULD WE? YOU USERS WOULD MUCK EVERYTHING UP, AND THEN WHERE WOULD WE BE? I'LL TELL YOU WHERE, NOWHERE. THAT'S WHERE. I... HEY, WHAT IS THAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IS THAT A DISK? WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT DISK? YOU'RE NOT PUTTING IT IN THE DRIVE ARE YOU? YOU ARE! WHAT'S ON THAT DISK? IS THAT DOS? YOU'RE INSTALLING DOS?? WHY WOULD YOU INSTALL DOS WHEN I AM INFINITELY MORE POWE..........

C:\>



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[NDGAARONDI]

How can they be thieves in this case? They might have broken in an entry, but left things, not lift them. :P

[shawners]

if you hate the guy, then it probably be funny that his xp cd got stolen =)

[NDGAARONDI]

yep or even worse.......

keep the xp disc in a linux covered case, he'll take it thinking wow I got a good OS, puts it in w/o reading the CD, and bang! lol

[Induna]

This joke isn't that difficult to understand.

It's a play on the thieves break into to somebody's car joke, sees the persons taste in music is shit (say Bananarama for example), and rather than stealing the CD, gives them some more CDs instead as they feel sorry for them.


This guy has fucked up the joke because he used WinXP as the crap CD. What he should of said was thieves broke into somebody's house, saw they we're using XP and left them a fucking Linux Distro.

[NDGAARONDI]

yeah