Maybe Rush Limbaugh is running the show...

[jj_frap]

Talk radio show host Rush Limbaugh (aka The Pigman, aka El Bushblow, aka Lush Rimhole) is Clear Channel's most valuable property and whenever they try to do anything he disagrees with, he threatens to go to a competitor. Maybe he's in cahoots with the RIAA to control our music. And since Rush is a Republican, and most of the open RIAA whores (except Orin Hatch and Howard Coble) are Democrats...Maybe it's a Hollywood Zionist conspiracy *gasp*!

Maybe the Chicoms pay off the RIAA. Think about it. The RIAA doesn't fight China's censorship, which leads to entertainment piracy as people can't legally acquire what they want, which would hurt the RIAA, which would mean that the Chicoms would need money to shut them up.

P.S.

I'm completely sobre.

[FreakinWeasel]

Originally posted by jj_frap
Talk radio show host Rush Limbaugh (aka The Pigman, aka El Bushblow, aka Lush Rimhole) is Clear Channel's most valuable property and whenever they try to do anything he disagrees with, he threatens to go to a competitor. Maybe he's in cahoots with the RIAA to control our music. And since Rush is a Republican, and most of the open RIAA whores (except Orin Hatch and Howard Coble) are Democrats...Maybe it's a Hollywood Zionist conspiracy *gasp*!

Maybe the Chicoms pay off the RIAA. Think about it. The RIAA doesn't fight China's censorship, which leads to entertainment piracy as people can't legally acquire what they want, which would hurt the RIAA, which would mean that the Chicoms would need money to shut them up.

P.S.

I'm completely sobre.

Sobre? Spanish Translation, your on? WTF. Sorry but here have one of these no charge. :ass And please stay away from coffee!

[FreakinWeasel]

Oh almost forgot your bonus:

[MoonMan]

Originally posted by jj_frap
Talk radio show host Rush Limbaugh (aka The Pigman, aka El Bushblow, aka Lush Rimhole) is Clear Channel's most valuable property and whenever they try to do anything he disagrees with, he threatens to go to a competitor. Maybe he's in cahoots with the RIAA to control our music. And since Rush is a Republican, and most of the open RIAA whores (except Orin Hatch and Howard Coble) are Democrats...Maybe it's a Hollywood Zionist conspiracy *gasp*!

Maybe the Chicoms pay off the RIAA. Think about it. The RIAA doesn't fight China's censorship, which leads to entertainment piracy as people can't legally acquire what they want, which would hurt the RIAA, which would mean that the Chicoms would need money to shut them up.

P.S.

I'm completely sobre.

LOL this is one of the most amusing posts I've seen in a while. I dunno if I quite believe (or even understand) it, but it made me laugh.

[Darth Vulcanus]

Don't Blame the GOP. Orrin Hatch is middle-of-the-road and not very right-wing, and the other guy has probably been bribed.