View Full Version : Son of 1am randomness
CTC Command
June 27th, 2003, 10:38 PM
All this peanut butter and jelly got me thinking. Suppose for a minute you were a heinous criminal sort, and even though you didn't do it, you were found guilty of a capital crime. You must die, but are giving a choice as to the method of your execution--what means would you choose to loose the bonds of this mortal coil?
Potato
June 27th, 2003, 11:09 PM
I don't want to think about this.
*goes away without voting*
ATLien
June 27th, 2003, 11:10 PM
Hell, i'll kill myself. Why give someone else the pleasure?
Psilaxs
June 27th, 2003, 11:11 PM
None of that fancy medieval stuff for me, no sir.
I would take a firing squad.
Simple fast and efficient, just like the people i kil....errr never mind, lol
Rahwgwar
June 27th, 2003, 11:12 PM
Wow, sodomy huh?? That sounds, how can I put it, FRIGGIN' PAINFUL!!
As for the real question, I'd choose the guillotine so that horrid image of the people who accused and convicted me of something I didn't do, would be etched in their mind.
Plus, it sounds like the most fun..........I wanna let my friends see my eyes blink when my head is separated from the rest of my body.
Nice thread, btw roflol
Caitlyn Marble
June 27th, 2003, 11:37 PM
guillotine. nice and quick.
a lot less messy than electric chair as, your eyeballs pop out (so that's why they put a bag over your head) as well as having various substances spew out of your mouth, anus and other orifices. (which is why they put cotton in them to plug em up.) oh, and your hair stands on end.
firing sqad seems like overkill. I'd support the use of it for someone like Hitler, but I don't think I'd ever do something that bad that would warrant such a bloody, graphic, messy display.
:shoot
Sephiroth
June 27th, 2003, 11:38 PM
son of 1 am randomness..
wouldnt that be 2am randomness?
Caitlyn Marble
June 27th, 2003, 11:46 PM
where I'm at its 10:16 pm randomness, but my clock is off by four minutes. but still.
TipYourBartender
June 28th, 2003, 12:40 AM
Guillotine. Nice and easy.
And for something completely off-topic: Caitlyn Marble, what does the smiley say at the end of the skit in your avatar? I've been dying (!) to know.
isus
June 28th, 2003, 01:42 AM
the son of 1am randomness?
i ain't yer daddy, go on now, ya little bastard
:-P
Shadow, Thief of the Sun
June 28th, 2003, 06:53 AM
Somewhat off-topic - Caitlyn Marble have a dialogue from video called "Just" by Radiohead in her avatar. Actually in this video you can't see what the person is saying in the end - he's just opening his mouth, but there are no subtitles....
And my choice for execution will be.....Firing Squad, probably. At least its less painful than others.
simian
June 28th, 2003, 06:56 AM
Guillotine for me. I hear you are able to see for a few seconds after your head is severed.
That would be cool. :cross
rainbowdemon
June 28th, 2003, 07:26 AM
Queen's "In The Lap Of The Gods" at about 4,000 decibels. What a way to go!!!!:fire :fire